notes & signs found around the DJ boothTumblr (3.0; @nobreastsnorequests)http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/7657dc258f6823673f6153e9fc33e41f/tumblr_mgful9rgGs1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>You know who you are.</p> <p><br/>Found on <a href="https://www.facebook.com/5chicago" target="_blank">5 Magazine<br/></a>Submitted by <a href="http://www.henryself.com" target="_blank">Henry Self</a> (<a href="https://soundcloud.com/slashfiction" target="_blank">Slash Fiction</a>)</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/40219922900http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/40219922900Thu, 10 Jan 2013 17:56:49 -0800signdancefloorclubmobile phonedancedjnote<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04469c8cf4bf979b337689acf847b5b9/tumblr_mg42tlnqw81qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party… <br/>everyone always seems to end up there. <br/> </p> <p>Submitted by <a href="http://discognomes.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Disco Gnomes</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/39757941253http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/39757941253Sat, 05 Jan 2013 10:00:00 -0800notesigndjdj boothDisco Gnomespartynightclubsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/fc5b5daf2abc2ec04cc8ed3bc5779135/tumblr_mfrf0vtVm31qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.<br/>Lookin at you, Guetta. </p> <p><br/>(Source: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/thakernalrocks" target="_blank">Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger</a>)</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/39067550086http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/39067550086Fri, 28 Dec 2012 13:26:00 -0800EDMdjfestivalmixingnotesignsuperstar djUltra<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_me32njMthS1qfbl9jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.</p> <p><br/>(Source: <a href="http://www.startingfromscratch.com/" target="_blank">DJ StartingFromScratch</a>)</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/36597007383http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/36597007383Mon, 26 Nov 2012 08:46:00 -0800djboothdrinkingbeerHeinekenstartingfromscratchnote<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdllf8RuSQ1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Found on a DJ booth in Germany<br/>TRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!” </p> <p><br/>I hope they meant “receiving”… ;)</p> <p><br/>Submitted by cizko</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/36146241206http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/36146241206Tue, 20 Nov 2012 09:39:02 -0800notedjblowjobbjgermanycizkosubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc4uqckBHG1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>How To Book a DJ.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by Flip the Skript</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/35274184700http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/35274184700Thu, 08 Nov 2012 08:02:20 -0800djnoterequesthalloweenboozeboobsFlip the Skriptsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mcourupUZj1qfbl9jo1_500.png"/><br/><br/><p>However, if you’re illiterate and you’re not DJ’ing: PARTY IN THE DJ BOOTH!!<br/> </p> <p>Found by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/revolvr" target="_blank">REVOLVR<br/></a>Submitted by <a href="http://dj.beatport.com/sjagr" target="_blank">Schuyler Jager</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/34709122031http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/34709122031Wed, 31 Oct 2012 10:34:49 -0700djnoteboothsignREVOLVR<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbqc7dJh9a1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>I once heard of a girl who pooped on someone’s DJ equipment because he wouldn’t play “Chocolate Rain”.<br/> </p> <p><br/>Submitted <a href="http://henryself.com/base.html" target="_blank">Henry Self</a>, <a href="http://emaag.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">emaag</a> & <a href="http://stopgoblin.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">Stop Goblin</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/33366432980http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/33366432980Thu, 11 Oct 2012 08:31:31 -0700PsyGangnam Styledjrequestoh hellll noSunsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mb5hysJGCD1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>“How bout a DAS RACIST track?”</p> <p><br/>Submitted by <a href="http://fuzzyjerks.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">the fuzzy jerks</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/32666123813http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/32666123813Mon, 01 Oct 2012 06:16:38 -0700notedjrequestblackdas racistfuzzy jerkssubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ma2697PZ6r1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever<br/> </p> <p><br/>From a DJ booth in Amherst, MA<br/>Submitted by DK</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/31273334029http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/31273334029Mon, 10 Sep 2012 08:49:23 -0700djdj boothcall me maybecarly rae jepsendksubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m9bp0c2fVU1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>However, they will probably accept BJ’s in both.<br/> </p> <p>From Melbas Nightclub in Ireland<br/>Submitted by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/djnr8" target="_blank">DjNr8</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/30319050115http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/30319050115Mon, 27 Aug 2012 08:42:00 -0700djboothrequestscloakroomMelbasDjNr8submission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8xlfx4I1C1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This should be standard on every DJ booth too.</p> <p><br/>(Source: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/BEHRINGER" target="_blank">BEHRINGER</a>)</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/29842685284http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/29842685284Mon, 20 Aug 2012 12:24:38 -0700djboothsoundbehringerrulessound booth<iframe width="400" height="300" src="http://www.youtube.com/embed/7kOYXv2ytJA?wmode=transparent&autohide=1&egm=0&hd=1&iv_load_policy=3&modestbranding=1&rel=0&showinfo=0&showsearch=0" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe><br/><br/><p><br/>“This girl came up to me and harassed me 3 times while I was playing. She was upset that I wasn’t paying enough attention to her and her friend dancing on stage. Rubbing herself on me and yelling in my ear. The first time I was very polite. The second time I was firm and told her I’d be rude if there was a 3rd time. What you see in this video is the 3rd time and final time. I was in the tail-end of a layered 3 minute mix with both volumes at 10 and she came over, pulled on my headphone cord while yelling at me.”<br/> </p> <p>Video submitted by and featuring <a href="http://www.robbg.com/" target="_blank">Robb G</a> at Make It Funky</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/29059860351http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/29059860351Thu, 09 Aug 2012 09:58:47 -0700djrequestRobb GMake It Funkygirl<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7vha92kXW1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wait— is it “fuck you better” or “fuck u betta”? That could mean the difference between a song request and, depending on the author, a very welcome statement.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/jessehutton" target="_blank">Jesse Hutton</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/28364716074http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/28364716074Mon, 30 Jul 2012 15:24:00 -0700djrequestnotefuck u bettaJesse Huttonsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7j3q4OIEc1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>This is how you request a song, people. <br/>This one was to “PLAY MORE OUTKAST”. <br/>So the DJ did. Probably immediately.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by <a href="http://theboombaplive.com/" target="_blank">The Boom Bap</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/27836311772http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/27836311772Mon, 23 Jul 2012 08:12:00 -0700djrequestOutKastweed420submission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m6lcjzdRGN1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Not all requests are songs.<br/> </p> <p>Submitted by <a href="http://soundcloud.com/jeromeandrieuxx/" target="_blank">Jerome Andrieux</a> (Budapest)</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/26422746188http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/26422746188Tue, 03 Jul 2012 08:33:00 -0700djnoterequestcocaineasssniffBudapest<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m62y83eh0b1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>And now ladies and gentlemen, I give you…….the full twat list. <br/>Complete with smack-tastic responses. You might sense a theme there.<br/> </p> <p>Submitted by <a href="http://akisworld.tumblr.com/" target="_blank">akisworld</a></p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/25854929077http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/25854929077Mon, 25 Jun 2012 08:16:00 -0700djrequesttwati'm a twatlistdj's are not ipodsfuck offsubmission<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5wjlveUhN1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>No LMFAO = LMFAO!<br/> </p> <p>(Source: <a href="https://www.facebook.com/people/J%C3%BCan-MacLean/766514337" target="_blank">Jüan MacLean</a>)</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/25528095854http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/25528095854Wed, 20 Jun 2012 14:19:00 -0700notedjrequesthip hopdubstepLMFAO<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m59aqxYCTu1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><div> <p>Not sure if this is <em>to</em> the DJ or <em>from</em> the DJ. Either way, this seems to be a trend - threatening to punch people in the vagina. And it seems to not matter if the person is male. I’m guessing it’s a UK thing.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by <a href="https://twitter.com/scottdjwalker" target="_blank">Scott Walker</a></p> </div>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/24816074761http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/24816074761Sun, 10 Jun 2012 08:26:02 -0700notedjpunchvaginarequestsubmission<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m521jq84hx1qfbl9jo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p>Wow. This sign exists.</p> <p><br/>Submitted by R. Eastwood</p>http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/24405430682http://nobreastsnorequests.tumblr.com/post/24405430682Mon, 04 Jun 2012 08:38:08 -0700djsignfartboothwowjust wowsubmission