And now ladies and gentlemen, I give you…….the full twat list.
Complete with smack-tastic responses. You might sense a theme there.
Submitted by akisworld
Not sure if this is to the DJ or from the DJ. Either way, this seems to be a trend - threatening to punch people in the vagina. And it seems to not matter if the person is male. I’m guessing it’s a UK thing.
Submitted by Scott Walker
Wow. This sign exists.
Submitted by R. Eastwood
Dear “Everybody”,
I’m sure you speak on behalf of the entire club, especially the hundreds of people going crazy to my set on the dancefloor. But I’m not sure why you felt the need to hand me this note at the end of the night and then run away without saying anything. It is horrible that we did not get to chat.
—Sincerely, All DJs
Submitted by thenightlifehero
Translation: No one from the cast of Jersey Shore allowed.
Found in Tampa, Florida
(Source: passive-aggressive notes)
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I don’t hate Skrillex and Avicii as much as the dubsteppers in Singapore,
though I would hate getting kicked in the imaginary cunt.
Submitted by Chris
Ooooooh, the first track on YouTube? Let me just stop what I’m doing, hop on the internet, search for your request, rip a shitty ass mp3 of the song while I am spinning, load it, play it, and watch the dancefloor clear out. I’ll get right on that. Now get the fuck out my DJ booth before I hit you with my laptop.
Submitted by DJ Sox (Club 31, Cape Town, South Africa)
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