"This girl came up to me and harassed me 3 times while I was playing. She was upset that I wasn’t paying enough attention to her and her friend dancing on stage. Rubbing herself on me and yelling in my ear. The first time I was very polite. The second time I was firm and told her I’d be rude if there was a 3rd time. What you see in this video is the 3rd time and final time. I was in the tail-end of a layered 3 minute mix with both volumes at 10 and she came over, pulled on my headphone cord while yelling at me."
Video submitted by and featuring Robb G at Make It Funky
Not sure if this is to the DJ or from the DJ. Either way, this seems to be a trend - threatening to punch people in the vagina. And it seems to not matter if the person is male. I’m guessing it’s a UK thing.
Dear “Everybody”, I’m sure you speak on behalf of the entire club, especially the hundreds of people going crazy to my set on the dancefloor. But I’m not sure why you felt the need to hand me this note at the end of the night and then run away without saying anything. It is horrible that we did not get to chat. —Sincerely, All DJs
Ooooooh, the first track on YouTube? Let me just stop what I’m doing, hop on the internet, search for your request, rip a shitty ass mp3 of the song while I am spinning, load it, play it, and watch the dancefloor clear out. I’ll get right on that. Now get the fuck out my DJ booth before I hit you with my laptop.
Submitted by DJ Sox (Club 31, Cape Town, South Africa)