"NO BREASTS NO REQUESTS"

notes & signs found around the DJ booth
(Source: Philter / Snapping House)

(Source: Philter / Snapping House)

Sign at a dance club… a DANCE club.
(Source: Paul J. S.)

Sign at a dance club… a DANCE club.

(Source: Paul J. S.)

Seen in Club Essential, Riga.

Submitted by Manzana

Seen in Club Essential, Riga.

Submitted by Manzana

No.

(Source: Vito Fun)

No.

(Source: Vito Fun)

DJ Krazy Bob spins the tunes at a party.
Sign reads: “All requests are $2.00 each. Monies offset cost of DJ equipment.”

DJ Krazy Bob spins the tunes at a party.

Sign reads: “All requests are $2.00 each. Monies offset cost of DJ equipment.”

French to English translation:
“We are hot, I or rather we, are waiting for your big PENIS, if you want to see us naked, our crotch, play or mix Sexy Bitch and you will see tits!”
Submitted by Sovnger 

French to English translation:

“We are hot, I or rather we, are waiting for your big PENIS, if you want to see us naked, our crotch, play or mix Sexy Bitch and you will see tits!”

Submitted by Sovnger 

Worst request and worst P.S. of all-time?  Yes and yes.

Submitted by DJ Leon Smith

Worst request and worst P.S. of all-time?  Yes and yes.

Submitted by DJ Leon Smith

Taken at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Chinatown about a year ago. Loved that they needed this sign. Miss that lighted dancefloor.

Taken at the Grand Star Jazz Club in Chinatown about a year ago. Loved that they needed this sign. Miss that lighted dancefloor.

(Source: luxurybeauties)

8==>~ :-(

(Source: the Captains of Industry)

8==>~ :-(

(Source: the Captains of Industry)

Because that’s what we want do do: Make people on the dancefloor laugh.

(Source: the Captains of Industry)

Because that’s what we want do do: Make people on the dancefloor laugh.

(Source: the Captains of Industry)

“She actually gets a couple points for the ‘font’ but napkin requests are never acceptable, especially if you have been staring at me for a while.”
(Source: Jon Oliver)

“She actually gets a couple points for the ‘font’ but napkin requests are never acceptable, especially if you have been staring at me for a while.”

(Source: Jon Oliver)

hellofruits:

why won’t he touch me?!

hellofruits:

why won’t he touch me?!

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