This club is gonna do well.
Written 20 years ago. Or yesterday. Not sure.
The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party…
everyone always seems to end up there.
Submitted by Disco Gnomes
Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.
Lookin at you, Guetta.
(Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)
Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.
(Source: DJ StartingFromScratch)
Found on a DJ booth in Germany
TRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!”
I’m assuming they meant “receiving”.
Submitted by cizko
How To Book a DJ.
Submitted by Flip the Skript
"How bout a DAS RACIST track?"
Submitted by the fuzzy jerks
That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever
From a DJ booth in Amherst, MA
Submitted by DK
However, they will probably accept BJ’s in both.
From Melbas Nightclub in Ireland
Submitted by DjNr8
This should be standard on every DJ booth too.