Original and Radio Edit.
1st photo: PlanetMars2nd photo: pianoman504

Original and Radio Edit.


1st photo: PlanetMars
2nd photo: pianoman504

Written 20 years ago. Or yesterday. Not sure.(Source: davealex)

Written 20 years ago. Or yesterday. Not sure.

(Source: davealex)

You know who you are.
Found on 5 MagazineSubmitted by Henry Self (Slash Fiction)

You know who you are.


Found on 5 Magazine
Submitted by Henry Self (Slash Fiction)

The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party… everyone always seems to end up there.  
Submitted by Disco Gnomes

The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party… 
everyone always seems to end up there. 
 

Submitted by Disco Gnomes

Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.Lookin at you, Guetta. 
(Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)

Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.
Lookin at you, Guetta. 


(Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)

Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.
(Source: DJ StartingFromScratch)

Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.


(Source: DJ StartingFromScratch)

Found on a DJ booth in GermanyTRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!” 
I’m assuming they meant “receiving”.
Submitted by cizko

Found on a DJ booth in Germany
TRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!” 


I’m assuming they meant “receiving”.


Submitted by cizko

How To Book a DJ.
Submitted by Flip the Skript

How To Book a DJ.


Submitted by Flip the Skript

However, if you’re illiterate and you’re not DJ’ing: PARTY IN THE DJ BOOTH!! 
Found by REVOLVRSubmitted by Schuyler Jager

However, if you’re illiterate and you’re not DJ’ing: PARTY IN THE DJ BOOTH!!
 

Found by REVOLVR
Submitted by Schuyler Jager

I once heard of a girl who pooped on someone’s DJ equipment because he wouldn’t play “Chocolate Rain”. 
Submitted Henry Self, emaag & Stop Goblin

I once heard of a girl who pooped on someone’s DJ equipment because he wouldn’t play “Chocolate Rain”.
 


Submitted Henry Selfemaag & Stop Goblin

"How bout a DAS RACIST track?"
Submitted by the fuzzy jerks

"How bout a DAS RACIST track?"


Submitted by the fuzzy jerks

That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever 
From a DJ booth in Amherst, MASubmitted by DK

That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever
 


From a DJ booth in Amherst, MA
Submitted by DK

However, they will probably accept BJ’s in both. 
From Melbas Nightclub in IrelandSubmitted by DjNr8

However, they will probably accept BJ’s in both.
 

From Melbas Nightclub in Ireland
Submitted by DjNr8

This should be standard on every DJ booth too.
(Source: BEHRINGER)

This should be standard on every DJ booth too.


(Source: BEHRINGER)

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