So, by that logic, play some Johnny Cash?
(Source: meowmargs)

So, by that logic, play some Johnny Cash?

(Source: meowmargs)

Chocolate coins aren’t just for overweight strippers. This one given to a DJ in Stockholm (“muta” is Swedish for bribe). 
Submitted by nikreiman

Chocolate coins aren’t just for overweight strippers.
This one given to a DJ in Stockholm (“muta” is Swedish for bribe). 


Submitted by 

Original and Radio Edit.
1st photo: PlanetMars2nd photo: pianoman504

Original and Radio Edit.


1st photo: PlanetMars
2nd photo: pianoman504

Written 20 years ago. Or yesterday. Not sure.(Source: davealex)

Written 20 years ago. Or yesterday. Not sure.

(Source: davealex)

You know who you are.
Found on 5 MagazineSubmitted by Henry Self (Slash Fiction)

You know who you are.


Found on 5 Magazine
Submitted by Henry Self (Slash Fiction)

The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party… everyone always seems to end up there.  
Submitted by Disco Gnomes

The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party… 
everyone always seems to end up there. 
 

Submitted by Disco Gnomes

Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.Lookin at you, Guetta. 
(Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)

Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.
Lookin at you, Guetta. 


(Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)

Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.
(Source: DJ StartingFromScratch)

Thankfully, the Management was only referring to drinking wine.


(Source: DJ StartingFromScratch)

Found on a DJ booth in GermanyTRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!” 
I’m assuming they meant “receiving”.
Submitted by cizko

Found on a DJ booth in Germany
TRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!” 


I’m assuming they meant “receiving”.


Submitted by cizko

How To Book a DJ.
Submitted by Flip the Skript

How To Book a DJ.


Submitted by Flip the Skript

However, if you’re illiterate and you’re not DJ’ing: PARTY IN THE DJ BOOTH!! 
Found by REVOLVRSubmitted by Schuyler Jager

However, if you’re illiterate and you’re not DJ’ing: PARTY IN THE DJ BOOTH!!
 

Found by REVOLVR
Submitted by Schuyler Jager

I once heard of a girl who pooped on someone’s DJ equipment because he wouldn’t play “Chocolate Rain”. 
Submitted Henry Self, emaag & Stop Goblin

I once heard of a girl who pooped on someone’s DJ equipment because he wouldn’t play “Chocolate Rain”.
 


Submitted Henry Selfemaag & Stop Goblin

"How bout a DAS RACIST track?"
Submitted by the fuzzy jerks

"How bout a DAS RACIST track?"


Submitted by the fuzzy jerks

That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever 
From a DJ booth in Amherst, MASubmitted by DK

That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever
 


From a DJ booth in Amherst, MA
Submitted by DK

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