This is about as subtle as the name of this blog.
Found at Snitch at X&Y Bar in Brisbane, Australia.
Submitted by Jerry Blam.
This is about as subtle as the name of this blog.
Found at Snitch at X&Y Bar in Brisbane, Australia.
Submitted by Jerry Blam.
I like to shower before DJ gigs, so this person would be very disappointed in me.
Submitted by Alien Tom
Club Technique at Zanizibar, Santa Monica
I’m confused.
It’s not like the DJ sees any of that $3,000.
If he or she did… HOUSE MUSIC ALL NIGHT LONG!
Submitted by George Evans III (aka Mr Slam)
However, leaving your half-smoked joint is appreciated.
Submitted by Slop Rock (Brisbane, Australia)
I was looking for Shit DJs Say but found Shit People Say To DJs. Probably makes more sense since DJs don’t talk a lot while spinning except ‘Where are my drink tickets?’, ‘Put yo hands up!’ & ‘I would totally play that song but I didn’t bring it.’
Shot and directed by Wordsmithjr (via DropTheBeat SD)
I’m sure the DJ who got this was like, “Okay, okay, money, sexual favors, I like where this is going”, then got to the boner-killing “just youtube it and figure it out” part. Cue sad trombone sound.
Submitted by DJ Hullewud
♥ I was gonna save this one for Valentine’s Day, but fuck it, it’s too good ♥
Found at Gibliano Brothers Dueling Piano Bar & Music House in Spokane, WA
Submitted by Victoria
Funny thing is, Anna is right on both counts.
Though I suspect “Anna” is actually Andrew Ridgeley.
Submitted by Ego Puppets
This was written by a 9-year old at Philly’s Sundae party.
Kids know, man. They fuckin’ know.
Submitted by Wilmonites
So I’m guessing this person would not appreciate my all Indigo Girls set.
Submitted by Radmeister
Technically a request. Even if “backstage” is code for something else :-o
Submitted by Ma$k (Belgium)