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The DJ booth at a club is like the kitchen at a house party…
everyone always seems to end up there.
Submitted by Disco Gnomes
Sadly, pre-recorded mixes do happen at some of the big music events.
Lookin at you, Guetta.
(Source: Tha Kernal Flavor O’Danger)
Found on a DJ booth in Germany
TRANSLATION: “TODAY NO REQUESTS, JUST BLOWJOBS!”
I hope they meant “receiving”… ;)
Submitted by cizko
How To Book a DJ.
Submitted by Flip the Skript
However, if you’re illiterate and you’re not DJ’ing: PARTY IN THE DJ BOOTH!!
Found by REVOLVR
Submitted by Schuyler Jager
I once heard of a girl who pooped on someone’s DJ equipment because he wouldn’t play “Chocolate Rain”.
Submitted Henry Self, emaag & Stop Goblin
That number can never be too high. #PlayMeNever
From a DJ booth in Amherst, MA
Submitted by DK
“This girl came up to me and harassed me 3 times while I was playing. She was upset that I wasn’t paying enough attention to her and her friend dancing on stage. Rubbing herself on me and yelling in my ear. The first time I was very polite. The second time I was firm and told her I’d be rude if there was a 3rd time. What you see in this video is the 3rd time and final time. I was in the tail-end of a layered 3 minute mix with both volumes at 10 and she came over, pulled on my headphone cord while yelling at me.”
Video submitted by and featuring Robb G at Make It Funky
Wait— is it “fuck you better” or “fuck u betta”? That could mean the difference between a song request and, depending on the author, a very welcome statement.
Submitted by Jesse Hutton
This is how you request a song, people.
This one was to “PLAY MORE OUTKAST”.
So the DJ did. Probably immediately.
Submitted by The Boom Bap
